Frozen flame
I always thought the mental image associated with Rebuke Undead was kind of awesomely hilarious.
"NO! Bad skeleton! No! We do that on the GOBLINS, not on me." *whaps it with a newspaper* "GOB-LINS." *gestures emphatically* "Bad skeleton! The God of Death is VERY unhappy with you right now."
— Kamikaze Midget, www.enworld.org